Cubs' Favourite Jokes

Sam
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they 'arrre'! 

Dan
What did one traffic light say to the other?
Don't look I'm changing.

 Harry P.
Three boys went to the park and a genie appeared.  He told them that if they shouted what they would like to land in at the bottom of the slide they would get their wish.  The first boy slid down and shouted "gold" and landed in a pot of gold.  The second boy slid down and shouted "silver" and landed in a pot of silver.  The third boy wasn't listening and slid down shouting "WHEEE!"

Jack
Why didn't the loo roll go to the party?
Because it was a party pooper!

Ioan
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No-eye-deer

Kaa
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!

Harry F.
Why did the doctor get angry?
Because he didn't have any patience.

Ben
What happens if Batman runs down the motorway with a lorry coming the other way?
He becomes Flatman.

Sammy
What do you call a pig eating an apple?
Pig!

Tom
Why did the skeleton jump off the plane?
Because he had no guts.

Joe
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Bobi
Why did the skeleton go to the restaurant?
To get some spare ribs.

Zazu
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.